In his detailed report, Murdoch showed signs of clear research and scientific fact in his analysis of the world's problems, concluding that the religion of peace is the reason our world is in pieces.
CEO of Fox News, The Sun newspaper, and businesses that benefit from ongoing conflicts in the Middle East, said in a press conference today:
'Muslims, all 700 billion of them, carry bombs underneath their ninja outfits, and hide the bodies of dead children in their turbans. Not just any children, white, British children.'
He further stated:
'Anyone who thinks these tainted Santa Claus zombies are peaceful are deluded, and need to get on my deep, experience-based level of knowledge that resonates not only in my genius mind, but in God himself. It's not surprising to me, however, that the scum of the Earth who can't afford to blow their noses on £50 notes, want peace. We all want peace, but these idiots don't have the solution like I. You can only reach peace by bombing other countries with oil, specifically the Middle East.'
Thousands of PhD wielding scientists that attended this large conference of scientists gave a standing ovation to Professor Murdoch. Physician Amar Hookdalah had this to say on the conference:
'It was very good. I myself as a Muslim was so touched by his open-minded views decided, so as to not contradict Rupert the Murdoch, to become an extremist Muslim. His speech about how all Muslims in the world are extreme, bearded terrorists, and how Osama bin Laden is our true prophet, was awakening to me.'
Katie Hopkins, (78), added: 'I hate all black people, all Muslims, all Asians, and all Islams'.
Sean Hannity, Fox News presenter, in a detailed, as ever factual show this evening, showed a graph that showed the amount of white deaths as the amount of Muslims appeared on planet Earth.
More Islamic Extremists were also found in the Middle East today by Chief CIA Commander Rupert Murdoch. He tortured them with rape and his voice, and discovered their names. A report was filed.
- Russell Brand
- Reza Aslan
- Dalai Llama
- Amma
- Gautama Buddha
- Gandhi
- Russell Brand
- Barack Obama
- Russell Brand
- J.K Rowling
- Charlie Hebdo
- Not Rupert Murdoch
Russell Brand, host of Islamic Extremist Internet Show: "The Trews", was found guilty by Supreme Court Leader Rupert Murdoch for spreading: 'nice messages'.
The Sun, British newspaper and Bible, stated on front page news today that Rupert Murdoch is indeed God, after a poll was conducted amongst seven of his family members.
"It's not just all these bombings that happen, why Islam is bad. Don't you hate it when it rains? Islam. Don't you hate it when your child falls over at school? Islam. Don't you despise it when your pets die in road accidents? Islamers are the sole cause of these problems. Eliminate them, and I'll be more rich. And the world will be peaceful, of course."
Rupert Murdoch goes on tour with his latest chart-topping album 'TurBAN Turbans', featuring guests such as M.U Slim and Weird Allah Yankovich, in August.
