Donald Trump's Last Name Revealed As 'Duck'

Many controversies have surrounded Donald J. Trump these past few days as it has been revealed that 'Trump' might not actually be his real surname.

It was pointed out a few days ago that Donald Duck had been missing since a couple of years ago.

"It's strange that Donald Duck seemed has been out the picture for a few years, and then suddenly this Donald Trump is everywhere, despite the fact no one knew who the bloody Hell he was a couple of years ago," explained a local conspiracy theorist.

When confronted about this allegation, Trump stated, poignantly, "I WILL make America great again. Walls. Fake suntan. Muslims. The military! A wall. Trump. I am Trump. Trump smash."

Friends of Donald Duck spoke out about the matter, saying that they'd been worried about the eighty year old Duck for years, ever since he started talking about Fox News, his new love for Sean Hannity, and his hatred towards Islam.

"Y'know, he used to love our weekly Mexican Mondays at Wetherspoons," said Mickey Mouse, friend of Duck. "But then he got a new TV subscription that gave him Fox News, and he started making that hissing noise that ducks make when you, y'know, exist, every time I mentioned Mexican Mondays".

"The last I saw him, he said he was going to the local DIY store to pick up supplies for some wall he wanted to build around our house, claiming it was a business thing," claimed Duck's wife. "He even tried getting our next door neighbour to pay for it, saying he owed him for the time we lent him some flour."

Trump denies the allegations, claiming he "doesn't know what a duck is, but America's military will be great again."